What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 10:45
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Then came..
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do most narcissists have good intentions as long as you are under their control?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Can you write a short story with a twist ending?
No way
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading